Middlesbrough City Status

Middlesbrough Council Have Chased And Lost City Status Approval Time And Again

So The New Ploy It Seems Is

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The People Of Middlesbrough That Ultimately Fund These Costs

May Argue The Most Cost Effective Way Of Getting The Residents Of Middlesbrough

Actually Living In A City Is By Moving The People Of The Town To The Likes Of

Leeds Newcastle Sunderland Or York

Because People Who Actually live And Work In Middlesbrough

Apart From Those Great Spenders In The Town Hall

Realise The True Issues Which Need Addressing First

Readers Please Take Note -

It Appears From The Latest Actions Of Deposing Residents Of Their Homes And Property
Middlesbrough Council Have Already Began The Cleansing Out Of Middlesbrough People

For Any City Status Commissioners Reading This Site And In Some Small Way

Allay Any Fears That During Your Inspection Visit To Middlesbrough

It Is Hoped The Towns Criminal Fraternity Namely

The Beggars Drug Dealers Muggers And Prostitutes

Do Not Accost You In Their Never Ending Endeavours Of Plying Their Trade

But It Is Suspected That Middlesbrough Council Will Give You Their Full Protection

And This May Be Done By The Wearing Of The Council Standard Issue Of “Blinkers”

As Worn By All At Middlesbrough Town Hall

So It Is Hoped That During Your Tour Of Middlesbrough

You Do Not Encounter The Very Same Indignities The People Of Middlesbrough

Suffer On A Regular Daily Basis

Readers Please Note -

Citizen Smith Would Like To State At This Time
This Site Does Not Support Or Condone The Criminal Activities Mentioned Above

But In Respect To The Right Of Freedom

If Any City Status Commissioners Would Like

To Make Donations To The Beggars Of Middlesbrough

Or Indeed Partake In Any Of The Activities Mentioned

Then They Only Need To Step Outside The Town Hall
And Walk Some Short Distance

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