Many Rumours Abound In Middlesbrough That The Holding Of Office Of Deputy Mayor

May Well Include Having To Undertake Gender Changing Treatment

Middlesbrough People Recall The Second Greatest Number Of Votes
In The Mayoral Election Was Female

Yet The Name Of The Person Holding That Office
Strikingly Sounds As If It May Be A Mans Name

People Voted In Overwhelming Numbers To Rid Middlesbrough
From The Apparent Disease Of “People Contempt”

That Had Taken Hold In The Town Hall

It Is Believed By Some Middlesbrough Residents That The Mayor
Has Fallen Victim To The Very Disease He Was Elected By The People To Cure

“People Contempt”

Which Was Clearly Endorsed By Tales Of Woe Concerning The Banning
Of Traffic In Central Middlesbrough

Apparently Middlesbrough Council Have Set Up At Great Expense A
“Pedestrian Killing Zone”

Which Comprises Of A Road To Nowhere Unless You Wish To Pay For The Joy
Of Being Able To Turn Your Vehicle Around And Leave The Way You Came

And A “Light Controlled” Crossing

Which Indicates Supposedly When Its Safe For Pedestrians To Cross
But Unfortunately There Would Seem To Be No Corresponding Lights

To Show Vehicles That They Should Stop

To Give Support To The “People Contempt” Theory
A Middlesbrough Council Traffic Spokesman Stated On Local Radio

“There Was Nothing Wrong With This Crossing And People Would Get Used To It”

This Report And Subsequent Council Response Clearly Shows The Disease Of

“People Contempt”

Is Alive And Well Within The Town Hall

Middlesbrough Deputy Mayor

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